Been out in those gale force winds recently, either walking to work or on your bike to the shops?
If when you got home and discovered your face resembled a crack in the sidewalk, here’s a super, natural (not supernatural) moisturizing face mask that will have your face feeling as soft as a Woolly Mammoth’s Bum in no time. (Don’t you think Woolly Mammoths had soft bums? I’m sure if they did a little scientific research they would discover they did.)
Gear up for the Avocado Mask.
You’ll need:
1 ripe Organic Avocado
1 drop of Organic Sweet Almond Oil
Mash the avocado up and mix in the drop of Almond Oil.
Smooth over your face and leave on for as long as possible.
Gently wipe off with a wet flannel.
Rinse your face.
I know this facial mask works because I tried it on LTSH (Long Term Suffering Husband). He did grumble a little at first, and as it is very difficult to get him to stay in one place for any length of time, he did manage to get avocado on his computer mouse (I know, bizarre, isn’t it!), the door handle of the fridge, and the bathroom door (I think he must have walked into it – I can’t come up with any other explanation!).
The upside is LTSH’s face felt so soft – just like a Woolly Mammoth’s Bum. And even though he grizzled that he’d prefer to have the Avocado on his salad, I did catch him gazing in the mirror later.
Great… now I’ve got Narcissus living with me.